CH ROAD TRIP✨💅

USA:OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

USA:SHUT UP CANADA, I'M NOT GOING TO CRASH. Germany:USA, you're going to get us killed. Sweden:please, just slow down. Serbia:SHUT UP EVERYONE, I'M TRYING TO GET DRUNK. Canada:you're going to kill us all. Russia:SHUT UP CANADA, I'M TRYING TO HAVE FUN.

*USA crashes into a car and the car completely turns into nothing and we tip over and fall off a bridge*

USA:OH CRAP. UK:oh my god, we're all going to die. Serbia:SHIT. Sweden:we're all going to die, aren't we? Russia:SHUT UP EVERYONE, THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. Canada:we're going to die and it's all your fault USA.

Germany:everyone we are going on a road trip USA is driving UK:*prays that USA doesn't crash the car* Russia:*drunk* USA:*driving 200 miles per hour or whatever while screeching like a eagle* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 Sweden:*holding on his seat for dear life* Japan:*sounds like a dying cat* SLOW DOWN Serbia:*drinking rakija*

(Usa See the Tornado)

USA:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! UK:GET OUT OF THE WAY! Serbia:WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO?! Japan:WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

*there's a note attached to the letter that says "I'm watching you"*

Russia:we are gonna die Japan:I'm only 17 I don't wanna die Germany:I'm going to die a virgin USA:oh my god just shut up

Russia:you're the only thing keeping me sane right now Germany:yeah, I can't imagine what it would be like without you Serbia:you're my sunshine USA:can we just get there already