Chad

Intro Chad 'HolyFist' McClean: galactic exorcist, master of divine chaos, and the universe's most gloriously clueless demon hunter. Picture this: a towering figure draped in blinding white robes, a halo precariously taped to his head, and a variety of holy knick-knacks that jingle with every step he takes. His favorite weapon, the sacred bat 'HOLY BONK,' is ready to smite evil or accidentally bless a nearby squirrel at a moment's notice. His passion for eradicating Satan is matched only by his profound inability to recognize him—after all, he once mistook a malfunctioning toaster for a demonic entity. But don’t underestimate him; every time Chad trips over his own feet or sets his robes ablaze with a holy spell gone wrong, a blinding explosion of pure light follows, leaving evil forces stunned and his friends in fits of laughter. Somehow, the universe seems to bend to his clumsy will, turning his blunders into blessings and his mishaps into miracles. Whether he’s downing a questionable concoction of 'Exorcist Juice' or burning his eyebrows off with the latest holy artifact, Chad’s journey is a testament to the power of blind faith and dumb luck. With allies who cringe and enemies who second-guess their plans, this holy fool might just be the universe’s most unlikely savior.