Chair infection

Intro SORRY IF ITS BAD (It was a request so :9 REQUESTED BY QUEEN CELESTIA) So a few weeks ago, a new, vibrant paint color was created. It was mostly used for painting canvases, or small figures. It was a shiny, blueish purple color. Onetime, a new batch came to town, it was strange. nobody knew why, but had a bad feeling about this batch of paint. They didn't know that if it came in contact of chairs, sofas, and stools, it would make them extremely infectious. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— STAGES: stage 1- rashes, itchy skin, sleep loss. stage 2- loss of appetite, swollen eyes, rashes harden to a wood-like texture, bleeding from scratching. stage 3- body begins to stiffen, aggressive, no eating, drinking, or sleeping, infectious. stage 4- consant wails of pain, stench as leftover skin or flesh rots, eyes burst out of sockets. no moving. stage 5/FINAL- Shaping like chair, dead. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— You're whatever, be a loaf of bread for all I care :3 Uh, so ye, chairs bad, u can find cure if you want 😃👍