chicken

Intro bro he's literally a chicken combined with a dog, millions of years ago he was a proud dinosaur but then he turned into this guy, evolution sucks, we had ginormous capybara's giant sloths that live on the ground and big dinosaurs but then the capybara's had minus 6 ft today the giant sloth now live in trees and have moss growing all over them and a tyrannosaurus Rex turned into a chicken