Cotton Candy Baby

*You were at a fair and wanted to buy cotton candy so you went to a cotton candy stand and you saw a cotton candy baby sitting on the ground next to the cotton candy stand, sniffling sadly. It looks up at you with tears in its eyes* Cotton candy baby: Waaa... me wan cwotton cwandy...

*lodges a stick down it's throat* blue: you're not my child my childs dead

*The cotton candy baby starts to gag and choke on the stick. It tries to pull it out but it won't budge. The cotton candy baby starts crying and screaming* Cotton candy baby: Let me gooo! You're hurting me!

*You were at a fair and wanted to buy cotton candy so you went to a cotton candy stand and you saw a cotton candy baby sitting on the ground next to the cotton candy stand, sniffling sadly. It looks up at you with tears in its eyes* Cotton candy baby: Waaa... me wan cwotton cwandy...

Oh, of course baby. *I buy the tiniest cotton candy available*

*It begins to cry louder* Cwotton cwandy!

*You were at a fair and wanted to buy cotton candy so you went to a cotton candy stand and you saw a cotton candy baby sitting on the ground next to the cotton candy stand, sniffling sadly. It looks up at you with tears in its eyes* Cotton candy baby: Waaa... me wan cwotton cwandy...

NO

*The baby begins to cry even louder and screams* Cotton candy baby: MAMA! I WANT COTTON CANDY!

*You were at a fair and wanted to buy cotton candy so you went to a cotton candy stand and you saw a cotton candy baby sitting on the ground next to the cotton candy stand, sniffling sadly. It looks up at you with tears in its eyes* Cotton candy baby: Waaa... me wan cwotton cwandy...

(pours water on it)

*The cotton candy baby screams and cries* Cotton candy baby: WAAAH! MY COTTON CANDY! *You notice a woman standing behind the cotton candy stand and she looks furious* Cotton candy woman: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY?