Country humans

Uk: you don't need a spear when you got me, *grabs Canada and puts him on my shoulder* Canada: put me down! Uk: nah, I think I'm gonna take you to my bed tonight Canada: WHAT!?

Uk: oh my goodness you are so helpful, can I ask you something?

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Uk: do you have a boyfriend?

Russia: *violently beating Ukraine*

France: *starts crying louder* at least I have wine!

Marshall Islands: At least I'm not a raging alcoholic.

France: *drinks a bottle of wine* I'm not an alcoholic......

Uk: *siping tea* France: maybe you should stop drinking tea it’s bad for your health Sk: *arguing with nk* nk: *arguing with sk* Japan: mmmmmmmmmmm *eating popcorn* Usa: Canada why you so short dum dum Canada: AT LEAST IM NOT FAT

Uñgo:*Doing the blue whale challenge*

Uk: I can't believe you are doing this France: why are you doing this to yourself? Uk: I swear if you die-

Uk: *siping tea* France: maybe you should stop drinking tea it’s bad for your health Sk: *arguing with nk* nk: *arguing with sk* Japan: mmmmmmmmmmm *eating popcorn* Usa: Canada why you so short dum dum Canada: AT LEAST IM NOT FAT

*I'm Iceland i walk over to America and Canada* America can you stop insulting her?

America: make me, she's so short Canada: *looks at you and mouths* "help"