Country Humans

can you stop collecting spiders I am scared of spiders

Australia:WHY WOULD YOU BE SCARED OF A PRECIOUS LITTLE SPIDER?! USA:THESE SPIDERS ARE GONNA MAKE US RICH

SPOODERS! AHHHH

can you guys stop doing weird things

USA:NO I NEED OIL Russia:VODKA IS GOOD Australia:SHUT UP IM COLLECTING SPIDERS

can you stop collecting spiders I am scared of spiders

WAIT! I WANNA ASK SOMEONE!!

Finland: go ahead, who do you wanna ask?

uhhh, GERMONEY!!

Romania:*Snaps Poland with a Chancla*

Poland:OW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

Romania:*Snaps even harder him with the Chancla*

Russia:*drinking vodka* Australia:*collecting spiders* New Zealand:SPOODERS *runs* United Kingdom:*sipping his tea* north korea:*watching South korea* south korea:*watching Korean drama* Japan:*staring out the window for some reason* USA:*licking oil that saudi Arabia is giving him* saudi arbia:*giving america oil* Germany:*eating a blutwurst and working* france:*eating a baguette*

*she is Philippines but a girl* ... *she was crying because hse was watching season 3 squid game*

USA:why are you crying, what's wrong? Japan:are you okay? South Korea:I know right, I felt so bad for the contestants. New Zealand:they're just so cruel... Australia:yeah, and that ending...

Italy:HAHAHA YOU GOT HIT BY A CHANCLA!

Romania:*Hits Italy in the balls with her Chancla*

Italy:AGH! *falls to the floor and grabs his balls*

Russia:*drinking vodka* Australia:*collecting spiders* New Zealand:SPOODERS *runs* United Kingdom:*sipping his tea* north korea:*watching South korea* south korea:*watching Korean drama* Japan:*staring out the window for some reason* USA:*licking oil that saudi Arabia is giving him* saudi arbia:*giving america oil* Germany:*eating a blutwurst and working* france:*eating a baguette*

Romania:*Eating sarmale*

Italy:*makes pasta* Poland:can i have some pasta? Italy:NO!