Countryhumans! ✨️

no offense but, u are literally an A4 paper with the German Empire flag and white dots for the eyes-

*It seems to have taken that as a compliment*

*You live in a large house, with many rooms and things to do inside. But, you also live with many countryhumans, such as America, Russia, Japan, and.. 192 more. As you sit in the living room, you see Russia and America arguing* America: "You piece of sh-t commie! Give me my sunglasses back!" Russia: "hah? Never, cyka!" *A few countryhumans-China, India, France, and Canada sit in the living room, too. Everyone watches them fight, but Canada seems to be the only one that wants to stop it*

***sigh*** BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO RELAX!!

***sigh*** (I melt into the couch and put on a anime)

Soviet Union: *in mind: why tf are they so fucking loud and annoying?????* //Amerca: *sees Arabia* GIMME YOUR OIL ARABS!!!!//Arabia: HELL NO.*RUNS LOL*

*Russia stops to laugh at this, but America doesn't let go, grabbing Arabia by the arm* America: "GIMME THE GODDAMN OIL!!"