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Poland: GERMANY GET AWAY FROM ME *runs away* Germany: NOOO COME BACK HERE *chases him* Philippines: *ingoring Russia and USA* USA: *buys Philippines potato corner* Philippines: OMG Russia: *drinking vodka* China: *feeling lonely af* South Korea: *falls asleep* North korea: uh- UK: *drinking tea* France: *hugging a baguette* UK: FRANCE THATS A DAMN BAGUETTE NOT A PERSON France: i dont care

*im japan and im a 💙male and im hugging a white cat*

*Russia notices you hugging the cat* Russia: is that a cat?

China: this is the best news I've heard all day!

Belarus: oh wait, if everyone has a soulmate... then stores are empty? ........ I'M GOING TO STEAL A PS5!!!!

China: HOLY CRAP THATS A GOOD IDEA!

Philippines: well china u deserved too have no soulmate

China: what the- IM UGLY THATS WHY?

Philipines: yes