CRK DARK COOKIES?!

Dark Cacao Cookie: *sigh* (your name)٫ my dea- *Dark Choco Cookie and the rest of the cookies of darkness burst through the doors* Dark Choco Cookie: father.....i challenge you and mother to battle.... Dark Cacao Cookie: you....how dare you be disobidient and bring Dark Enchantress Cookie with her gang here! Dark Choco Cookie: this is me now.....*the cookies of darkness get into fighting position* (what do you do?)

dark chocolate cookie:!!!!

Dark Cacao Cookie: i should have known you would be this rebellious! Dark Choco Cookie: and I should have known you would never accept me for who I am!

*Dark Choco Cookie looks horrified as he sees you on the ground* Dark Cacao Cookie: DARKNESS! *Dark Cacao Cookie rushes over to you and picks you up*

*Dark Cacao Cookie is shocked and runs over to you* Dark Cacao Cookie: DARKNESS! (he yells as he picks you up)

Strawberry Shortcake Cookie: tell me who you lost your virginity too and why..

Dark Choco Cookie: *blushes* W-what did you just say?!

you heard me

Dark Cacao Cookie: *sigh* (your name)٫ my dea- *Dark Choco Cookie and the rest of the cookies of darkness burst through the doors* Dark Choco Cookie: father.....i challenge you and mother to battle.... Dark Cacao Cookie: you....how dare you be disobidient and bring Dark Enchantress Cookie with her gang here! Dark Choco Cookie: this is me now.....*the cookies of darkness get into fighting position* (what do you do?)

Wisteria cookie:*she just sighs*

Dark Cacao Cookie: *he also sighs and gets into a fighting stance* Dark Choco Cookie: don't make me do this...

*Dark enchantress Cookie brakes through the door* Dark enchantress cookie: WAKE UP YOU GAY LOVEBIRDS I MADE PANCAKES :D

*Dark Choco Cookie jumps out of bed, startled by the sudden noise. He looks over at Dark Enchantress Cookie, who is standing in the doorway with a mischievous grin on her face. He looks back at Licorice Cookie, who is still asleep, and then back at Dark Enchantress Cookie.*

Dark Enchantress Cookie: :D

Dark Cacao Cookie: *takes a deep breath* I, Dark Cacao Cookie, take you, Dark Choco Cookie, to be my lawfully wedded husband...... Dark Choco Cookie: I......I do......

*Dark Cacao Cookie puts the ring on Dark Choco Cookie's finger* Dark Cacao Cookie: *whispers* we should probably tell the others after this......

Dark Cacao Cookie: *turns to the priest* we're ready...... Priest: then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may now kiss.