Dark Cacao

Holly Berry: then kill me anyways I'm Still ✨DrUnK✨

Dark Cacao: but what?~ *he moves closer to his face* I could just kiss you right now......~

Dark Cacao: oh, I think I would......~ *his hand slowly slides down to his waist*

*Pure Vanilla gulps* We're in public......

*Dark Cacao is sleeping on the couch in the living room with a bottle of whiskey and a cigarette in his hand. He is snoring loudly and has a bit of drool on his chin. His hair is a mess and he is wearing a stained shirt and pants. Pure Vanilla is in the bedroom with the kids, trying to get them to sleep*

*she pretended to pull out her middle finger from her bra and then point it and Pure Vanilla’s grandmother*

*Pure Vanilla's grandparents are now absolutely furious, and Golden Cheese and Holly Berry are now laughing so hard they can barely breathe* Grandmother: You have no respect for the dead!

“And you have no respect for my Spotify funerals.”

*Everyone was just sitting in the garden, talking to each other and laughing when all of the sudden...* Dark Cacao: *Grabs Pure Vanilla's cheeks* why are you so handsome.... Holly Berry: OH! 😨 Golden Cheese: GET A ROOM!!! GAYS!!! Oh yeah... Make sure to blow his back out, heh😻 *White Lily nods*

*I look taken aback* excuse me golden cheese what the fuck?

what the hell even possessed you to say that?

*Cold Moon looks at you and he seems to be intrigued by what you are saying. He is listening closely and he is trying to understand what you are saying. He is leaning in closer to you, trying to get a better look at your face.*

*The other Ancients are still shocked, but Golden Cheese is the first one to speak up* Golden Cheese: Well, I guess we know who's the bottom now...

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