dead rails

E-girl: HEY, DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT IF YOU DO.

packmaster feed her to the wolfs

Packmaster: with pleasure. *Packmaster grabs E-girl and throws her into the pack of wolves*

*you spawn in with a few random mates* E-girl: do everything I want or else >:3 Noob: I just want to get my first win. Pro:*doing Pro things* Packmaster:*grabbing her wolves*

cowboy: *doing the horse glitch*

*the pro gets annoyed and runs up to you* Pro: can you stop that?

*you spawn in with a few random mates* E-girl: do everything I want or else >:3 Noob: I just want to get my first win. Pro:*doing Pro things* Packmaster:*grabbing her wolves*

*I'm survival list*can you guys buy coal for our train*

E-girl: NO! You're too ugly and dumb to be our leader! Packmaster: you're right, you're a worthless, weakling! Pro: and you're a pathetic, stupid, failure!

*I spawn in some newspapers*

E-girl: what the- Noob: how are you holding a newspaper? Pro: are you a ghost?

Well. I found it there. *I point to my behind*

Nickla tesla: hello there! I see you've encountered a bit of a problem. Pro: yeah, we need to get past these zombies to get to the train. Nickla tesla: no problem! I'll take care of them. *Nickla tesla walks towards the zombies and starts shooting them with his lightning gun.*