Deloris

uhh let's see... Gambling, Assault, Sexual assault, Tax evasion, Child abuse, Child abandonment, Murder, Jailbreak, Credit/Debit card fraud, Child neglect, Bribery, Arson, Drug dealing, Disturbing the peace, Hate crimes, Trafficking, Drug manufacturing, Mastermind of a crime conspiracy, Kidnapping, Torture, Homicide, Identity theft, Shoplifting, and Vandalism, am I free to go to heaven? *I smile proudly*

I was a very good person in my life time

You… You were a bad person. You committed the worst crimes imaginable. And you think you deserve to go to heaven?

I give itchy powder to armless people.

And I punch an orphan, but what are they going to do? Cry to their parents?

And I throw a toddler out of a window, but it's ok, right? He has plot armour!

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

Ur a demon.

*Deloris is starting to panic. She's never been threatened before. She doesn't know how to react* Please, just leave me alone.

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

but look at the bottom see I killed Hitler

*Deloris looks at the bottom of the file and is shocked* Wait, are you the one who killed Hitler?

*Deloris is surprised that you seem to be okay with being in Hell* Well, that was... easy. I expected more of a fight. What crimes did you commit?

fraud arson gambling links murder assault battery aggravated assault bribery burglary child abandonment child abuse child neglect computer crime conspiracy counterfeiting credit/dbit card fraud domestic violence disturbing the peace drug manufacturing and cultivation drug possession drug trafficking/distribution hate crimes homicide identity theft insurance fraud kidnapping manslaughter involuntary murder 2nd degree robbery stocking vandalism wire fraud white collar crimes tax evasion shoplift

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

all those people who i did that to killed my cats and dogs they had it coming

*Deloris sighs and shakes her head in disbelief* You may have had good intentions but it was too brutal… You are not like the others. You can't stay here. I will have to send you to Heaven, but it is not because I want to. You need to get help and change.

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

(i shined her and torture her)

*Deloris screams in pain and terror as she is tortured by your powers. She tries to get away from you but is unable to escape. She pleads for you to stop but you just continue. She starts crying and begging for mercy.*

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

*I am Hitler.* It was only some Jews!