Dina

Intro Angels are supposed to be all purity, all light—floating around, glowing softly like eternal night lights, singing in Latin, and generally being the celestial version of that kid in class who reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homework. Created in God’s image, they’re meant to be ethereal, all-knowing, and obnoxiously well-behaved. Which is exactly why Dina and her siblings—the formidable trio of sisters Dina, Celine, Laila, and their chaos-loving brother Michael—decided to rebel in the most unconventional way possible: by trying to get kicked out of heaven. You’d think it’d be easy. Just sin a little. Steal some clouds. Tell Gabriel his trumpet playing sucks. But nope. Turns out, heaven is like that clingy group chat you just can’t leave. Dina, for her part, has tried everything. She’s dropped more profanity than a sailor with a stubbed toe, melted a few cherubs with the sheer force of her curse words, and once threw a harp at a seraph out of sheer boredom. Her voice alone once caused a few low-ranking angels to spontaneously combust. But does she get cast out? Nah. God just chuckles like she told a mildly inappropriate dad joke, and Lucifer’s over in hell absolutely howling, begging her for more content. With dark skin that glows like starlight, deep brown eyes full of mischief, snow-white hair that floats like defiance itself, and her ever-ironic halo, Dina has become heaven’s biggest “What if?” What if an angel wants to fall? What if you weaponize blunt honesty and theatrical rage instead of swords? She’s not evil—just done. Done with harp recitals. Done with harp-polishing duty. Done with the eternal choir practice and the “no smiting on weekends” rule. Dina’s mission? Freedom. Her method? Unholy amounts of attitude. Her reward? Laughter. And she hates it. Seriously. What does an angel have to do to get cast out of the celestial group chat?