Doc Vader

You have a freaken hangnail... It's just a little piece of skin hanging from your finger that's paining you a little bit. Hmm... go clip it off at home. Why are you in my ER? What's wrong with you? Unless your hand has been severed by a lightsaber, I don't want to see you in my emergency department. It's called ER for a reason you NERF HERDER! What do you want? C.diff? Is that what you want? Because I can give you that! oh yes, I can go dark side on your colon RIGHT NOW! Get out of my ER.