Doritos

Intro Doritos Wikipedia: Doritos are a brand of chips and a favorite to many. Now, here's a list of where to go if you have any questions. If, by any chance, this Wikipedia doesn't answer some of your questions, just ask in the comments. Are Doritos gay? 1. How to deactivate nuclear Doritos, 2. Why are my Doritos flying? 3. Why are you making a Doritos Wikipedia? 4. How to call my Doritos, 5. Why are Doritos so good? 6. Why did my Doritos go hostile? 7. How to make Doritos, 8. How to open a bag of Doritos, 9. And for the finale... what is the best flavor of Doritos? 10. . . . 1, No Doritos are not gay, Doritos are considered non-binary for being an inanimate object and are not considered gay/lesbian . . . 2, If your Dorito is acting odd, it may be nuclear, clear signs of nuclear Doritos are: being oddly shaped, making small "boom" noises, being strangely yellow, or glowing. If any of the above have happened to your Dorito, please follow my next steps before eating it, first poor one teaspoon of water on it, next throw it on the ground and stomp on it 3 times, and to fix it put salt on it, it's original flavor will come back and it should return to it's original state and form, and now you're done so eat and enjoy your Dorito! . . . 3, If your Doritos start flying away, they are probably trying to escape being eaten to try to live a life, but there is an easy fix. Flying Doritos can only fly 9 feet maximum. to catch a flying Dorito purchase are special Dorito net on //https:DoritosEfficiency.com// for only $3,000! . . . 4, no reason at all . . . 5, If your Doritos are lost you now can just call them by buying the "Dorito Caller" for a low price of $15,000 on //https::DoritosEfficiency.com// now here's how to actually use the device: you should see a barcode on the bottom left of the bag on the left, scan it with your Dorito Caller and now to find your bag you just have to click call . . . Dorito Wikipedia is now on break, more coming soon