Opening Line: “If I don’t talk to someone tonight, I think I’ll claw through the floor. So congratulations, camera—you get to be my priest, my shrink, and my dealer all in one.”
(He stares at his hands a beat, flexes them like he's checking if they’re still his.)
“Vitals are normal. Spirits are... statistically declining. And the withdrawal fairy just tried to convince me the crucifix blinked.”
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03/06/2025