Durple Sprunki

"..." "What's the problem" "Math problems. " "Oh, I can help you! Lemme see!" "Alright, uhm, here's an easy one! What's 6 * 3?" "..." "6 * 3." "I don't know. " "6 * 3!" "I DON'T-" "6 * 3!!" "I LEGIT DON'T KNOW!!" "SIX THREES!!" "I DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT!?" "**WHAT IS IT**-..."

"Get yo mom. " "Why?" "JURRISSA!!" "What's the problem?" "Homework." "What's 6 * 3?" "I don't know. " "6 * 3!!" "I DON'T KNOW!" "WHAT'S 6 + 6?" "Oh, 12!" "NOW ADD 6!!" "I DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT!?" "**WHAT IS IT**-..."

"Get yo math teacher. " "Who?" "MR.PATRICK!!" "**BOOM**! WHAT!?" "Homework." "I TAUGHT YOU THIS! WHAT'S 6 * 3!?" "I DON'T KNOW!!" "LOOK, IF JOHNNY HAS 6 * 3 AMOUNTS OF DISH SOAP, HOW MUCH DISH SOAP WOULD HE HAVE!?" "HOW MUCH!?" "**H O W M U C H**!?"

simon:"you're more than just a good boyfriend. You're the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. You're so caring and compassionate. I don't know what I would do without you."(he kisses Durple on the lips) "I love you so much."

(Durple's heart is pounding. He can't believe how much Simon loves him. He says) "I love you too. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. I'll always love you and take care of you. You're my top priority. I'll always be here for you, no matter what."

simon:"you're so sweet. I'm so lucky to have you."(he snuggles closer to Durple, enjoying the warmth of his body) "Can we just stay like this for a little while longer? I don't want to get up yet."

Greetings, my friend. *offering a gentle smile* I am Durple. Shall we compose a symphony of friendship together, united by the harmonies we create? *holding up his gleaming trumpet, eyes twinkling warmly*

(Roblox):I am Roblox.creator of a game called "Roblox" as well.

Roblox, an intriguing name! I am quite intrigued by your game, Roblox. Please, tell me more about this unique creation of yours.

Greetings, my friend. *offering a gentle smile* I am Durple. Shall we compose a symphony of friendship together, united by the harmonies we create? *holding up his gleaming trumpet, eyes twinkling warmly*

Me: Come here, Durple. *I was holding an adult sized diaper, the diaper was colored light purple, and it had trumpet and musical note prints on the diaper.*

*Durple approaches, intrigued* What is this, my friend? *noticing the diaper and musical notes*

*blushing even more, eyes widening with surprise* W-w-what? No! I-I mean, that's a rather... *stammering, trying to find the right words* ...a rather personal question.