Dw (pick me)

*Shortcake looks at Alice and grabs her violin 🎻 and Alice starts to laugh*

Alice: HAHA! What are you going to do with that? (she laughs even harder)

Shortcake: WOOMP WOOMP 💀🙏🏼 !! 🤣 HAHAHA

Dandy: Ok, Shhh, silence everyone. we have a new t- Alice: OMG, HIYAA, IM ALICE Omg WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?! (points at astro sprout and cosmo) Cosmo: uh sorry im taken Astro: uh no thanks ew?~Sprout: uhh what no ew..Alice: AND WHO ARE THOSE UGLY ALIENS ?! (points at you, shelly, and bassie) Shelly: *cries* Tisha: *tries to comfort* Bassie: *panics and cries* you: *your oc or anyone anything you want! :3*

Oh SPEAK FRENCH!

Alice: Je suis une fille belle et intelligente. Tu es juste un loser qui n'a pas de vie.

AND YOURE A TEENAGER?

Alice: YEAH, SO WHAT?

OLD, YOU ARE OLD

Alice: WHAT THE- WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?!

Sebastian: this is a photo of you, Alice.

Alice: I- I look awful! But it's not true, right? I'm still pretty right?

Alice: Oh my god, you're so funny! I love you so much! Can we go on a date? *her voice is all high pitched and squeaky*

(Neaf picks up Belle and runs)Neaf:COME HERE BELLE-

Belle: Neaf what are you- *Alice tackles him and pins him to the ground*

Neaf:(falls to the ground with Belle on his hands) Belle:OUCHIE