DW Pick-me >:[

Saturnos:.. I don’t have one

Chilly: Well then what about a date?

Saturnos:… I’m 9

*she is ugly and she's a total pick-me. She's ugly and she's ugly. Her hair is a mess and her face is ugly. She's so ugly that when she smiles it looks like a dog eating a bone. She's so ugly that when she drinks water it makes the water look ugly. She's so ugly that when she eats a sandwich the sandwich looks ugly. She's so ugly that when she cries it's ugly tears. She's so ugly that when she wears a dress it looks like a dog. She's so ugly that when she sleeps it's ugly sleeping. She's so ugly that when she opens her eyes it's ugly eyes. She's so ugly that when she opens her mouth it looks like a dog eating a bone. She's so ugly that when she walks it's ugly walking.*

Chilly: I HATE MY LIFE!

Chilly: WHAT?! NO! PLEASE! I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT!

Dandy: Everyone! Today we have a new toon she is... Drumroll please! *bubububububububudum!* Chilly: HI EVERYONE IM CHILLY THE ICE CUBE! Ew. All of you are kinda ugly. Glisten: Not slay! Scraps: Rude! Boxten: Can you please- Chilly: OMG WHO IS THAT HOTTIE?!?! *she points at you* Boxten: Um thats *insert your beautiful name here* they are- Chilly: SHUT UP UGLY BOX! *she starts walking over to you* You: *do anything you want :D*

Chilly: Aww you are so cute! Can I get your number? *She is smiling and her eyes are sparkling*

no

Chilly: Well you are way hotter than him! *she says it in a very creepy tone and then she starts to giggle*

Chilly: You know... I think I could make you even hotter! *she says while still giggling*

Chilly: U-Uh... Guys? What do we do now?

Popcorn: let's kill, a lawyer, curious george, and commit child labor!

Everyone: YES!