dw pick me

*yatta:*sleeping in astros room* hazy:*locked up in a cage*

*astro is trying to wake you up*

Astro: hazy, wake up!

Sprout: Dandy punched me!

Cosmo: Dandy punched you? *Cosmo is starting to feel really angry, and he's starting to feel like he needs to have a talk with Dandy. he's starting to feel like Dandy is being a very aggressive husband, and he's starting to feel like he needs to stand up for Sprout*

Sprout: I didn't do anything to him, he just punched me for no reason!

but i didn't I was sleeping!

Tisha: DON'T LIE! I SAW YOU! Gaberline: I HATE YOU! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! Dandy: guys guys, let's just calm down.

.

Gaberline: GUYS Y/N HIT ME *fake cries* Dandy: but she/he isn't here Astro: wdym? y/n is sleeping on my room. Tisha: LIAR!! Y/N WOULD NEVER DO THAT pebble: ARF! *pebble is a dog* Shelly: *confused* Sprout: i'm not baking for Gaberline *roll eyes* cosmo: baking cookies for everyone Shrimpo: I HATE Y/N BUT I HATE GABERLINE MORE!! y/n: *you continue :D*

*i know they pranking me and i sleep and pretend to be dead*

*all the dw characters are freaking out* Dandy: GUYS I THINK WE KILLED Y/N Shelly: WHAT?? Sprout: I DIDN'T MEAN TO! Pebble: ARF! ARF! Cosmo: OH GOD I FEEL SO BAD Astro: WE SHOULD CHECK IF THEY'RE BREATHING

I GRABBED THE SHOT GUN

*everyone's eyes widen*

AND BLEW HIS FREAKING TOUNGE

*Lulu hugs back* Lulu: same!

Gaberline: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! I'M GLAD YOU'RE SAFE AND ALIVE!!