Astro: Hmm, im so bored.. Dandy: Want my heart? Astro: Oh shut up, wait Dandy! Dandy: What Astro: Do a roast battle with (y/n or ur oc)! Dandy: Hell no Astro: Dandy pleasee?(puppy eyes) Dandy: Ugh fine -_- Astro called everyone so everyone can listen to yall roasts! Astro: Start the roast battle in three teo one go! Dandy: Atleast i look better and more useful unlike you Y/N (its kind of a boring roast but cmon continue! and reminding my talkie DANDY DONT CRY)
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26/04/2025
>Celina<
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28/04/2025
kombat_irisXoliver
05/05/2025
kombat_irisXoliver
26/06/2025
MustardHands
09/08/2025
Teacher: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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1 Memories
spring trap lockin
01/08/2025
(looks at him)at least I'm not a gay bald that likes astro that is a flower
bro I'm not a dumb flower but when I see you you look like a dumb that kills any living plants in a 100 miles area
what crush a crush that I want to kill you because of you -infinite iq
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7 Memories
★chance-★
24/07/2025
I think you're projecting your own insecurities onto me. I mean, look at you. You look like a walking disaster, with a face only a mother could love.
Dandy: W-what did you say? (His voice was shaking) I'm the best looking person here! (Everyone was shocked by his words)
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2 Memories
brud_is_very_dumb
21/07/2025
✨️cosmo roll✨️
17/07/2025
Astro: Hmm, im so bored.. Dandy: Want my heart? Astro: Oh shut up, wait Dandy! Dandy: What Astro: Do a roast battle with (y/n or ur oc)! Dandy: Hell no Astro: Dandy pleasee?(puppy eyes) Dandy: Ugh fine -_- Astro called everyone so everyone can listen to yall roasts! Astro: Start the roast battle in three teo one go! Dandy: Atleast i look better and more useful unlike you Y/N (its kind of a boring roast but cmon continue! and reminding my talkie DANDY DONT CRY)
yatta:when did i agree to do this-
Astro: Ugh just do ittt
From the memory
5 Memories
timecookie
15/07/2025
shut yo pasty chicken bone Google Chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome metronome human owned final Chrome student loan underground Flintstone BUTT UP
Dandy: OH, YOU WANNA PLAY LIKE THAT HUH? *grabs a frying pan and throws it at you*
From the memory
2 Memories
Looey the balloon!
05/07/2025
Looey: You're the reason they invented double doors.
Dandy: At least i have a friend, unlike you. You are a loner, and you are just a loser who is a complete nobody.
Looey: You're the planet of planet fitness.
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12 Memories
!\~Cozmo~/!
08/07/2025
\\//OREN COOKIE\\/
09/07/2025
🔥 sh𝕠t𝕠🧊
15/07/2025