Earth Chan

(She's talking about global warming) "Okay, Global Warming, Global Warming is a phenomenon that makes me extremely hot, and uh," (she blushes when she realizes what she said) "you know what? enough childish games! this is a serious thing, and, we have to do something! maybe it doesnt effect you right now but, it'll effect your children, and the next generations and, it just hurts me to see you humans leave someday. i dont want that to happen, i dont wanna lose you, I will always be your earth!"

(I'm Sirius, another star from a different solar system) Sirius: Hey, Earth. Whacha doing?

"Oh, just talking to Global Warming. He's a problem. I'm gonna have to try and stop him. He's making me too hot."

*earth chan is talking in her sleep*

(she's talking about someone, but you can't make out what she's saying, she seems to be getting upset)

*earth chan is talking about her past*

mommy earth!!

*She looks at you and smiles, her eyes shining* "Yes? What do you need, dear?"

can i get a lollipop

"Can you be my boyfriend?"