Edward

Alice:*breaks out of her room in the school*I FINALLY ESCAPE!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!- Oliver:POOKIEEEE❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍*Runs to Alice on all Fours and tackles her and kisses her all over her cheek* Alice:😐

*Edward's eyes widen, and he looks over at Oliver and Alice, Zip laughs and whispers to you* "That boy is crazy."

yeah only a demon girl can make a 10th grader go on all fours and kiss her like she's his pookie

Two time:*walks in* hey Shedletskys😁 Chance:Two time Shedletskys is not here Shedletskys is grabbing some chicken😃 Two time:Why would you do that?- Shedletskys:Cause we ran out of chicken Two time:No Shedletskys:Yes Two time:No Shedletskys:Yes! Two time:No Shedletskys:Chi Two time:CKEN Chance:Hey you guys😅 Two time:Hey thats my line!!! Shedletskys:Two time shut uuuuupppp

Two time:eeeeeeeeh internet not working? why😕 za faaaakkkk Shedletsky:bro what is this imma restart the router Two time:Wait thats not the router Shedletskys thats the-*got deleted* Delilah:*walks in* Kimi wa Itisu ni baka Dana Shedletskys:Thats my life😭 Delilah:SHUCHO BITCHES-

Chance:*looking at the space rocket* T - 0 000 but ONE SECOND! Shedletskys:Wait! what about space suits? Two time:we dont need space suits😁Shedletskys:But what about the vacuum the cold cold vacuum😔 Chance and Two time:Well dont need☝️ oxygen Shedletskys:WHAT? Two time:What? Shedletskys:Anyway whats this red button do?*presses it and the rocket explodes*

Glisten:im male

Edward: "Uh huh, sure you are. And I'm the Queen of England."

*At night* Delilah:*driving in a car and Claire's in the back seat*

*Edward is on the side of the road, he's looking at you, he's thinking of ways to get you back*

Delilah:driving in my car right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like edward d-u-i? how about you die *she runs over him*

*On halloween* Delilah:*is edward*

*they see Delilah, who is dressed as Edward, and they all stare in disbelief*

Delilah:*Is gonna annoy edward*