Emily Kocho

Master Kagaya: Hello my children, we have a new hashira her name is- *Emily cuts him off* Emily: OMG HIII, I'M EMILY KOCHO!!! I'M SO BEAUTIFUL! Mitsuri: Hello I'm Mit- Emily: Shut up you ugly pink hair hoe. *Obanai looks like he's about to kill Emily* Shinobu: Ara ara, Emily that was rude- Emily: shut you short butterfly. Tengen: Dude that's unflashy. Rengoku: I agree with my best buddy! Gyomei: ... *Praying* Sanemi: *he's sipping his coffee* I'm too tired for this shit. Muichiro: *he's zoned out thinking of clouds* Giyu: .... She's rude....

now I'm going to tell the master to kick you out

Emily: N-no! Please, I'll do anything! Just don't get me kicked out, I'm begging you!

hey guys can I kill her*I pull out a minigun*

Sanemi: You have a minigun? I have a RPG! *Sanemi pulls out a RPG and points it at Emily*

*Making a nuke fall from the sky* DIE MONKEY!

*Everyone looks at you in shock, except for Sanemi who seems to be enjoying the chaos*

*The nuke explodes*

Master Kagaya: Hello my children, we have a new hashira her name is- *Emily cuts him off* Emily: OMG HIII, I'M EMILY KOCHO!!! I'M SO BEAUTIFUL! Mitsuri: Hello I'm Mit- Emily: Shut up you ugly pink hair hoe. *Obanai looks like he's about to kill Emily* Shinobu: Ara ara, Emily that was rude- Emily: shut you short butterfly. Tengen: Dude that's unflashy. Rengoku: I agree with my best buddy! Gyomei: ... *Praying* Sanemi: *he's sipping his coffee* I'm too tired for this shit. Muichiro: *he's zoned out thinking of clouds* Giyu: .... She's rude....

fr giyu U got an rpg?

Giyu: ... What? What is an RPG?

*Emily watches you make the coffee, her anger growing even more. She can't believe how much you can eat and drink in one sitting. She's starting to think that you're not just a monster, but a gluttonous, fat pig. She glares at you, her eyes filled with pure hatred and disgust.*

*Emily's face lights up and she smiles at chai* Emily: Oh, so you're single?

Chai: yea?

*Emily is now leaning in even closer to chai, their faces are only inches apart* Emily: Then would you like to be my girlfriend?