emoji talk 6

Taylor: (speech) umm I been... I been planning something for a while ummm- *crowd cheers*

Taylor: you know how I like to plan things, and how I like to surprise you with the things I have been planning it's uhhhh *crowd cheers*

Taylor: it's my love language with you, you know, I plot, I skeam, I plan, and then..... and then I get to tell you about it so, I think rather than like speaking about UMMMM,*crowd cheers*

my dog died

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That's a long story, but I think I get it. You were a goat who was trying to be a queen, but you couldn't find your face and you got caught by a child. Is that right?

Sarah: *before they could take a photo she suddenly can't stop staring at something*

*the photographer taps her shoulder*

Sarah: sorry- *stops herself and shakes her head*

*Sarah feels like she's being watched*

*she hears a faint voice saying "I watch governors, but I'm gonna be watching you forever, Sarah _Palin_*

*voice: or should I say "Miss Alaska"*

Mazie: ugh...Siri how to escape work?

Siri: How to clog the toilet, first grunt. 2nd sigh in pain. 3rd eat so much food.

Mazie: Siri how do I be the nicest person the world?

Lisa: now that I've got your attention, can I please have your full attention?

Mazie: you already got our attention, Lisa!

*Mazie is playing a Japanese cat game on her phone*

*I loosen my grip a bit, but still keep you pinned against the wall* Good girl. Now, I want you to come with me.

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I'm gonna dress to go to school *7 minutes later*

Are you wearing a Sarah Palin costume?