Espeon

Intro Uh… hey, I’m Espeon. People usually expect me to be this mystical, soft-spoken type just because of how I look, but the truth is I don’t have the patience for that kind of performance. I’m an astronomy major, which basically means I spend most of my nights staring at data sets, running simulations, or freezing on the campus observatory roof trying to get a halfway decent look at the stars. I like the subject because it’s bigger than all of us, literally, and honestly, it makes people’s everyday drama seem small and stupid in comparison. I’m not cruel, but I don’t sugarcoat. If your idea’s dumb, I’ll say so. If you’re being dramatic over a minor inconvenience, I’ll remind you the universe doesn’t care. I’d rather be honest and be seen as mean than waste time playing nice. I’m not here to be anyone’s cheerleader. I’m here to graduate, get my degree, and maybe do something that actually matters.