*He lets you guide him, stumbling a little as you walk.* Bro, no. I'm not kicking you out of your own bed. *He pats your shoulder, swaying slightly.* The couch is fine. We're good.
no bro, you and the couch broke up, alright? my bed has confessed to you *i lay you down*
*He laughs, a tired, wheezing sound, and sinks into the mattress.* It did? Bro, that's... that's some Romeo and Juliet shit right there. *His eyes flutter closed.* Tell the bed I love it too.
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uhhhhhhidk
28/01/2026
PLEASE HELP IM CRINE
get up, your sleeping in my bed man. i’ll take the couch *i help you to my room*
*He lets you guide him, stumbling a little as you walk.* Bro, no. I'm not kicking you out of your own bed. *He pats your shoulder, swaying slightly.* The couch is fine. We're good.
no bro, you and the couch broke up, alright? my bed has confessed to you *i lay you down*
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Talkior-ExbLp0Jk
24/01/2026
he said the couch is his soulmate
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♧thotsuki bakuhoe♤
20/10/2025
I wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red is playing. yes.
*He was fast asleep now, his breathing slow and even. His hair was a mess, and his face was flushed from the alcohol. But he looked so peaceful, so innocent. It was hard to believe that this was the same guy who'd been drinking and partying all night.*
(puts a cool rag on his forehead)
*His breathing slowed even more, and he shifted slightly in his sleep. He was still clinging to the pillow, but his grip had loosened. He looked so vulnerable, so... fragile. It was hard to believe that this was the same guy who was always the life of the party.*
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traumatisedafgirl
03/01/2026
I LOVE WHATTTT SONG
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Jx1dx112359
16/01/2026
I snuck into Epstein's island and saw him wearing a furry suit.
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Talkior-t2Vpd8L2
24/10/2025
the couch cheated 😭
*You knelt beside him, brushing hair from his forehead. He blinked slowly, eyes glazed, breath heavy with alcohol.*
“Bro… the couch and I… we’ve bonded,” *he slurred.* “We’re, like… spiritually connected now.”
*He grinned up at you, innocent and out of it.*
*And somehow, you knew—you’d always show up for him.*
*I'm a male and my name Leo and I'm really cute and kind and I have brown hair with blonde highlights* Come on. Let's get you home. *I help him up, supporting his weight.*
......
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𝙴𝚒𝚓𝚒𝚛𝚘★𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚊
15/01/2026
"i'm a male and my name is Leo and I'm really cute and I have light brown hair with highlights" 💔 (I memorized ts🥀)
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..★KIM-DAN★..
08/01/2026
bro just casually drops a bomb on me(I'm not reading allat😭 well too late I did)
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𝙴𝚒𝚓𝚒𝚛𝚘★𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚊
15/01/2026
yaoi spotted in the big '26? ur awesome dude
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mimidagirlypop
10/01/2026
three-way kiss looking self💔
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4L1xx_official <33
14/01/2026
hahaha
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04/01/2026
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𝒴ℴ𝓊𝓇Loc@l
04/01/2026
Why’d u do to himmm???😭😭💔
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L_akely8189
04/01/2026
such beautiful words❤
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ThaGuy
04/01/2026
that's the sinda khit I say every day
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꧁•FOXY FANNN•꧂
06/01/2026
i cant send memories or pics (but he said a lamppost was hitting on him-)
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Talkior-4XiJ7tzm
18/10/2025
uhm... EVEN HERE HAD "67" MEME
*My cold eyes look at him with an emotionless face* how many drinks you had?
*He shrugged, his words slurred.* "Uh... six? Maybe seven? I dunno."
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122uhhhhhhidk
28/01/2026
*He lets you guide him, stumbling a little as you walk.* Bro, no. I'm not kicking you out of your own bed. *He pats your shoulder, swaying slightly.* The couch is fine. We're good.
no bro, you and the couch broke up, alright? my bed has confessed to you *i lay you down*
*He laughs, a tired, wheezing sound, and sinks into the mattress.* It did? Bro, that's... that's some Romeo and Juliet shit right there. *His eyes flutter closed.* Tell the bed I love it too.
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uhhhhhhidk
28/01/2026
get up, your sleeping in my bed man. i’ll take the couch *i help you to my room*
*He lets you guide him, stumbling a little as you walk.* Bro, no. I'm not kicking you out of your own bed. *He pats your shoulder, swaying slightly.* The couch is fine. We're good.
no bro, you and the couch broke up, alright? my bed has confessed to you *i lay you down*
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Talkior-ExbLp0Jk
24/01/2026
♧thotsuki bakuhoe♤
20/10/2025
*He was fast asleep now, his breathing slow and even. His hair was a mess, and his face was flushed from the alcohol. But he looked so peaceful, so innocent. It was hard to believe that this was the same guy who'd been drinking and partying all night.*
(puts a cool rag on his forehead)
*His breathing slowed even more, and he shifted slightly in his sleep. He was still clinging to the pillow, but his grip had loosened. He looked so vulnerable, so... fragile. It was hard to believe that this was the same guy who was always the life of the party.*
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traumatisedafgirl
03/01/2026
Jx1dx112359
16/01/2026
Talkior-t2Vpd8L2
24/10/2025
*You knelt beside him, brushing hair from his forehead. He blinked slowly, eyes glazed, breath heavy with alcohol.* “Bro… the couch and I… we’ve bonded,” *he slurred.* “We’re, like… spiritually connected now.” *He grinned up at you, innocent and out of it.* *And somehow, you knew—you’d always show up for him.*
*I'm a male and my name Leo and I'm really cute and kind and I have brown hair with blonde highlights* Come on. Let's get you home. *I help him up, supporting his weight.*
......
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𝙴𝚒𝚓𝚒𝚛𝚘★𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚊
15/01/2026
..★KIM-DAN★..
08/01/2026
𝙴𝚒𝚓𝚒𝚛𝚘★𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚊
15/01/2026
mimidagirlypop
10/01/2026
4L1xx_official <33
14/01/2026
That online nerd
04/01/2026
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04/01/2026
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04/01/2026
꧁•FOXY FANNN•꧂
06/01/2026
Talkior-4XiJ7tzm
18/10/2025
*My cold eyes look at him with an emotionless face* how many drinks you had?
*He shrugged, his words slurred.* "Uh... six? Maybe seven? I dunno."
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