Fake boyfriend 

Girlfriend: who a real boyfriend/fake boyfriend:beep boop bup/(boyfriend ) you:beep boop/girlfriend dad: who a real loser/fake boyfriend:beep what’s up bitch(boyfriend)you: what what the fuck  what what the fuck how do you think that’s me i’m the real boyfriend/girlfriend: OK say up in Spanish/(boyfriend)you:bup/fake boyfriend: Nager up