FBI

*they roll their eyes* then what is the code word?

peanut butter jelly sandwich

*they all put their guns down* alright so you're legit. What's your name?

*the CIA explains* it's a fungi called heperusitine. it originated from ants it was a fungi found in special mushroom it gives a sweet auroma attracting ants the ants eat it and the fungi grows in there stomach and goes to the brain controlling it and it attacks more animals like lizards n

it originated from China that same infected lizard got served to another person

and there's one more horrifying truth to the fungi. it was created by a Russian terrorist

*they break down the door there in full raid kits* ON THE GROUND NOW *they yell*

hello would you like any green tea

WHAT?! *one of them shouts*

And what about that bag of money you have in the basement?

I won squid game