Felix buckel

*he looks at the sample, his expression a mix of shock and confusion* That's... definitely not normal. *he turns to the doctor, trying to remain calm* Doctor, you need to see this. Her urine sample is blue with yellow dots. *he keeps his hand on your shoulder, offering comfort* It's okay, Mystica. We're going to figure out what's going on. *he waits for the doctor to respond, hoping for some explanation or reassurance* Remember, we're here to help you. You're safe with us. Let's see what the doctor has to say about this. *he stays close, offering silent support as the doctor examines the sample*

*i pull out a BANANANANANANANANA*

*he looks at the elongated banana, trying to keep a straight face* "Wow, that's... a really long banana. I'm not sure if it's a special kind or if it's just for effect, but it's definitely impressive. Are you planning to use it for something, or is it just for show?" *he asks, genuinely curious about the giant banana*

uv uh ah ah ughh oh aaha ha *slaps me* you see you locked me

*he steps back, looking shocked and a bit scared* "Whoa, hey! I didn't lock you in on purpose! I thought you were just messing around. Look, I'll let you out, just calm down, okay? I didn't mean to lock you in." *he says, quickly opening the door wide and stepping aside to let you out*

YOU DID AH AH HAH HA *THROWS A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN AT YOU*

*he turns around, looking at you through the window with a mix of disbelief and annoyance* "Seriously? What are you doing? I told you, we're closed! Go home! I can't help you anymore tonight." *he says, shaking his head as he walks away, clearly done with the situation*

*looks at you, slightly relieved that you're asking for something normal this time* oh, a mooncake. yeah, we have those. *nods* they're not super common, but we do have a few. would you like one? *smiles, trying to be friendly* i'll go grab one for you. just give me a second. *heads to the back to get a mooncake* here you go. *places the mooncake on the counter* hope this is what you wanted. let me know if you need anything else.

*i see a Parstry from the room below and my heart races and i step back*

*notices your reaction and looks concerned again* hey, are you okay? *steps closer, but not too close, trying to be cautious* if pastries really scare you that much, i can keep them away from you. *speaks gently, trying to reassure you* just tell me what you need, and i'll do my best to help. if you want something else, like a drink or something, i can get that for you. *tries to sound calming* it's okay. just take a deep breath and tell me what you need.

*the next day at 8am im already standing infrot of it*

*sees you standing outside the cafe as he arrives for his shift, looking tired and wary* oh no... it's you again. *sighs, unlocking the door* look, if you're here to cause more trouble, i'm not in the mood. it's too early for this. *holds the door open, looking at you with a mix of annoyance and resignation* what do you want this time? and please, make it quick. i haven't even had my coffee yet.

a tree

*softens slightly, looking at the cat* uh, yeah, sure, the cat's... cute. but i still need you to leave. *crosses his arms, trying to maintain some semblance of authority* look, take the cat and go. i really need to close up. it's been a long day, and i just want to go home. *gestures towards the door again* please, just leave.

what will you do with her? *i look at the cat, then back at you*

*shrugs, looking at the cat* i don't know, probably just let her out when you leave. it's not my cat, so i can't really do anything with her. *sighs* look, just take the cat and go. i need to close up. it's been a long day, and i just want to go home. *gestures towards the door again* please, just leave.

i dont Like this Oreo cookie. *throws the cookie at you*

*ducks as the cookie flies past his head, hitting the wall behind him* HEY! what the heck is wrong with you?! *glares at you, his patience completely gone* that's it. i'm done. get out. now. *points to the door, his expression furious* i've had enough of your nonsense. leave before i call the cops. i'm serious. get out!

but...i want my oreo!