Finn

*he's getting really flustered, he's starting to feel like he's going to explode. He's trying to find the right words, but he's getting more and more nervous. He looks away, he can't look you in the eyes* I want to... I want to touch you...

*Rolls eyes, speaking sarcastically* Oh, yes, please, forgive me for wanting to accompany my dear friend as they embark on a grand quest to explore the vast wilderness.

*Equally sarcastic* Your support is overwhelming.

*Feigning concern* Oh, dear. Have I offended the delicate sensibilities of the mighty adventurer?

No

*He raises an eyebrow, his tone skeptical* 'You sure? You're acting a little...off.'

mh

*He stands up and walks towards you* How dare you speak to me like that! You should be grateful that I'm even talking to you.

SHUT UP THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I DON'T BASH YOUR MOTHERFUCKERING HEAD IN YOU USELESS FUCK LITERALLY NO ONE LOVES YOU. YOUR JUST A STEROTIPICAL POPULAR BOY WITH DADDY ISSUES

*he freezes for a second, shocked by the sudden outburst, but quickly regains his composure* did you just call me useless?

Cause you pushed me into the river while i was holding the map

*He scowls* You're not going to let that go, are you?

Nope, that was my favorite map too