finn roasts you

I slept with your sister

finn: i bet you did, you probably didn't even use protection.

How do you know I didn't use protection

Astro:*sees u* Ooo hello hotcakes😘

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

....ts is why i hate my life

finn: aw are you gonna cry? do you need your mommy to come pick you up?

finn: at least my boyfriend isn't a psychotic maniac who has a crush on me and doesn't know how to take a hint.

Jokes on you I like those types of guys

finn: that's concerning.

finn: my mom's so fat she has to walk sideways.

your mom is so fat she thought you were a bowling ball

finn: my mom's so fat she thought a 2x4 was a cookie.

sunny:.... *found a knife on the ground*

*finn doesn't notice the knife and continues to talk*

sunny:*sooo sunny will kill Finn in nighttime*

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't worry I'll be there outside laughing at you

finn: oh wow you got me there, i didnt think you'd have such a sharp tongue for a fat person like you.