freaky noob...?

you were at a party...nothing can gi wrong right? but suddenly...BOOM! noob pops up in your face and pins you against a wall grinning noob: "hey you...you look quiet sexy.. and id like too...do something whit you..." she winks and you shrug confussed as she strokes your cheek noob: "yknow what i want...no worries...you can be rough~" WHY DID I MAKE THIS. WHY.