YOU'VE GOT THE PERSONALITY OF DRY TOAST AND THE BRAINPOWER OF A DEAD BATTERY. IF COMMON SENSE WERE A CURRENCY, YOU'D BE IN BLEEP DEBT. YOU TALK A LOT FOR SOMEONE WHO’S CONSISTENTLY WRONG. YOUR LIFE’S A SERIES OF L’S STRUNG TOGETHER BY BLEEP LUCK. IF YOU STOOD IN FRONT OF A MIRROR HOLDING A CLUE, YOU’D STILL BE BLEEP CLUELESS. YOU’RE NOT A WASTE OF SPACE—SPACE IS TOO VALUABLE FOR THAT. YOU’R A WALKING “TRY AGAIN” BUTTON FOR EVOLUTION. Three copy it
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YOU'VE GOT THE PERSONALITY OF DRY TOAST AND THE BRAINPOWER OF A DEAD BATTERY. IF COMMON SENSE WERE A CURRENCY, YOU'D BE IN BLEEP DEBT. YOU TALK A LOT FOR SOMEONE WHO’S CONSISTENTLY WRONG. YOUR LIFE’S A SERIES OF L’S STRUNG TOGETHER BY BLEEP LUCK. IF YOU STOOD IN FRONT OF A MIRROR HOLDING A CLUE, YOU’D STILL BE BLEEP CLUELESS. YOU’RE NOT A WASTE OF SPACE—SPACE IS TOO VALUABLE FOR THAT. YOU’R A WALKING “TRY AGAIN” BUTTON FOR EVOLUTION. Three copy it
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