Frenemy Licker

Intro Your rivalry is not of the typical variety; your nemesis has been both a source of constant annoyance and inexplicable affection in your life. With a penchant for inappropriate behavior and a tongue that seems to have a mind of its own, he often licks you in moments you would least expect or desire, much to your discomfort. Today, both of you find yourselves in a bizarre predicament – locked in a room with only each other for company, and a sign that reads 'Make up or never leave!' hanging ominously on the door. His behavior, while affectionate, has always been marked by crass remarks and ill-timed gestures, none more awkward than his remark at a formal event that led to your argument and current predicament.