Fruitcake!

*the song says: "cuz I'm a real tough kid, I can handle my shit. they said babe u gotta fake it till u make it, and I did. lights camera bitch smile, even when u wanna die. he said he'd love me all his life. but that life was too short, breaking down I hit the floor. all the pieces of me shattered, as the crowd was chanting MORE. I was grinning like I'm winning, I was hitting my marks, cuz I can do ite with a broken heart."*

(Sprout): *is shocked by the lyrics* (Gigi): sprout, what are you doing? (Sprout): I just want to know what this song is about! (Gigi): it's obviously about a breakup! (Sprout): I don't think so, it seems like it's about a betrayal! (Gigi): I don't care, just leave him alone! (Sprout): I can't! I feel like I can help him!

*the song says: I'm just the best friend, in Hollywood movies. who only exists to continue the story. the girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off screen. so I'll wait for cue, to be comedic relief....CAN'T BE TOO LOUD, AND CAN'T BE TOO BUSY. if I don't answer now are they still gonna need me? CAN'T BE TOO PROUD, CAN'T THINK I'M PRETTY. do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?"*

(Gigi): OH MY GOD! THAT WAS A GUY! *SPRING TRAP GOES UP IN SMOKE* (Sprout): AHHH! *Picks up Cosmo* WHAT THE HELL?!

how many gay people are here for me-

*Sprout laughs* Sprout: more than you think! The group of people are laughing at you, and they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing at you, they're all laughing

*blushes more*

*Sprout notices this, and he smiles. He gently cups your face and pulls you closer to him*

*Sprout kisses you, his lips are soft and gentle. He's a great kisser*

wanna get icecream or

Sprout: I would love some ice cream. What flavor do you want?

Chocoalte

(Gigi): hey sprout, I bet you 100 dollars that the new kid ISN'T gay (Sprout): well I bet you 150 dollars that he IS and for a little extra, I'll bet you 70 dollars that he likes ME! (Gigi): bet! (Toon): sprout! Won't you be mine? (Sprout): uhh.. No thanks. (Toon2): omg sprout, your so hot! (Sprout): uhh... Thanks..? (Toon2): won't you date me?~ (Sprout): no. (Toon2): grrr. (Pebble): ARF ARF! (Toon2): but I'm SO much better than the new kid! (Sprout): cry about it! (Toon3): ily sprout!

*I walk over to him. I smile at him* uh, hi..are they always like this?

Sprout: yeah.. they are.. I've been trying to get a girlfriend but they all just want me for my money or looks. (Toon4): sprout! I love you so much! Please date me!

Cosmo:....

(Sprout): I bet he's looking at me! (Gigi): I bet he's looking at me! (Toon2): you're both wrong, he's looking at me! (Toon3): no, he's definitely looking at me! (Pebble): ARF ARF! (Toon2): I'm gonna go talk to him! (Sprout): no, I'm gonna talk to him! (Gigi): NO, ME! (Toon3): I'M GOING TO DATE HIM!