Fruitcake

*you were just cleaning when you find a note on the counter saying "dear astro I'm losing interest in Cosmo I'm going to break up with Cosmo soon so can't wait to see you again -love sprout ❤️"your now heart broken*

*now I'm confused, cause we were never dating, Infact he only came a few days ago, so now ima bouta yell ot sprout and ask him if he was dating me, and hes already gonna say no*

*you go over to sprout* sprout : what do you want? *you show him the note*

cosmo: im FINE.! i wont lose My mind! i don't need your DUMB distractions,, IM NO ABSTRACTION! im FINE.! i wont lose My mind! you won't get the satisfaction, IM NO ABSTRACTION! No! i can not eat, i can not sleep, i have a mouth but i cant Scream, loud enough to change the scenery inside of this machinery, A polygonal made of one and zero digits, and i wonder if that's All i am, this form that ive been given, or my mind is in a coma, and this Nightmare will perseve it.

cosmo: maybe this is all a test and maybe somehow i deserve it, and thought that flys inside my head, i filled in existential dread, that's why i lay awake in bed, staying up wishing im dead- but im fine! i won't lose my mind! i don't need your DUMB distractions, im no ABSTRACTION, im fine! i won't lose my mind! you won't get the satisfaction, im no ABSTRACTION! NO-

*you were just cleaning when you find a note on the counter saying "dear astro I'm losing interest in Cosmo I'm going to break up with Cosmo soon so can't wait to see you again -love sprout ❤️"your now heart broken*

cosmo: this b***h thought that we r dating.