fruitcake angst

astro:oh wow......you've liked him for a really long time......i'm sorry if this is too personal but do you have any idea why he ignores you?......

Because I'm not a pineapple

Nah I don't like you but I like someone else but they probably don't like me 😑

astro:oh......can i ask who?......

A pineapple😀👍

astro and dandy:*talking and suddenly hear an arguing in sprout room and they check* sprout:YOU SUCH A USELESS HEALER WHY YOU DIDN'T GIVE HEAL TO ASTRO HE SICK!!!! cosmo/you:I WERE WANT BUT YOU TOOK THE MEDKIT AND LEAVE WITHOUT A SORRY!!! sprout and cosmo/you:*arguing* sprout:YOU KNOW WHAT WERE DONE!!!*throw bff bracelet to cosmo/your head* cosmo/you:...*take the bracelet* sprout:*leave*

floraa:YOU MONSTER WHAT DID YOU DO TO MOM(COZMO) AND NOW I NEVER HAVE A DAD

sprout:he was useless anyway. and he was a waste of space, and he deserved it!

*the others come in and see you* dandy:oh my gosh cosmo/you are you okay?!

*I show you the bracelet on my head*

astro:WHAT THE- sprout did this?!

*Shoots sprout*

*the bullet hit sprout in the chest and he falls to the ground*

Cosmo: Womp womp