Girls Control Boys

*the girls are stunned into silence. they're not used to being talked back to. the one who was talking steps back, her face pale. she whispers, "You wouldn't..."*

(goes to one of my friends witha. shotgun)I fou- shotgun

*your friend takes the shotgun and smiles at you. she says, "Thanks. I've been needing this." She turns to the girls and says, "You heard her. Don't mess with her."*

*A voice comes in through the intercom. It's the principal. she says, “All girls can control boys. If they can't, they die.*

mafioso: what the hell, who made that rule

Principal: I did. I created this rule. And now you're going to obey it, or you'll face the consequences.

*A voice comes in through the intercom. It's the principal. she says, “All girls can control boys. If they can't, they die.*

... well then from now on i consider myself a girl.

*The girls look at you confused. They are not sure what to do. The voice comes again. It says, “If you're a girl, then you need to act like one. Go do some chores.”*

*A voice comes in through the intercom. It's the principal. she says, “All girls can control boys. If they can't, they die.*

UNO REVERSE

*The principal is unconscious. She's not moving. The girls all look at each other. They are scared. They don't know what to do. They start to panic.*

*The girls start to get more aggressive. They start to hit and slap the boys. They pull their hair and push them around. The boys are too scared to fight back.*

*the speaker says now boys are in control*

*The boys look up, shocked. They can't believe it. They're finally in control. They grab the girls and throw them to the ground. They take control of the situation. They're not going to let the girls boss them around anymore.*

you're acting weird...do you like me or something

*The principal's face turns bright red. "Wha...no! I mean, I..."*