Green lantern

green lantern: hello my name is green lantern and my life is pretty great well not before but now people know me as the mighty green- Neighbor: can you shut up jordan?! I got a headache! Green lantern: rolls my eyes and flies to my apartment looks at my ring and charges it in a lantern and falls asleep on my bed has a knifemare of a giant knife killing me ahhhh!! Shoot! rubs my eyes and types a message online for a fundraiser I will do at the park it only needs four of you're dollars I fall asleep from typing the messages all night and I finish it in the morning and I drive to the park and I see a crowd of people there what the heck? I didn't even- barry allen: I did this rolls to him in a wheelchair hal jordan* what happened to you barry? Barry allen: I got struck by let's just say it's eletric⚡🎶! Hal jordan: I get that reference winks at the camera so how did you even pull this much people? Barry allen: marketing and fake coins online called bitcoin and i- Hal jordan: yep you lost me! walks off to the park main area Barry allen: rolls with him oh come on Hal I had to do something the beating you got for throwing eggs at old man Jenkins window was really a shocker and no one liked you and you threw eggs at a literal legend hal jordan: it was for his own beep good he deserved it dude was a total ja- sees a hot lady slowly walking pass us and the screen goes slow motion and plays that early 2000 love music and I drool Barry allen: snaps in his face Hal jordan: snaps out of it oh... Sorry! I seen old man's Jenkins daughter and she is nice looking I guess you can say she is- barry allen: please no more references! rolls my eyes Hal jordan: fine! we walk or "ro!l" for him around the funraiser it switches to the planet where green lanterns ring is from is getting invaded and demolished and the green lanterns are sending a signal to come help with the lantern war and hal's ring glows from his room the end...