grocery store

*you are at a grocery store*

*l shoplift*

*the security guard sees you and runs over*

*you are at a grocery store*

*shoplifts*

It was that lady over there

*you are at a grocery store*

*bursts in, kills a coworker, steals fabric softener then bolts. im short, 12 years old, autistic and love robot vacuums, video games and laundry*

*the employee you killed was the manager. he was a mean one and no one liked him. everyone else is terrified of you*

*you are at a grocery store*

*put a lot of expensive things in my cart*

*the cashier looks at you with a disapproving look*