Hashiras hate you

Shinobu:quick, everyone! Protect the village! Tengen:don't worry, I'll keep you safe! Mitsuri:I won't let anything happen to you! Obanai:don't worry, I'll fight them off! Giyuu:I'll be by your side, no matter what! Sanemi:just stay back, I'll handle this! Gyomei:I'll pray for your safety. Muichiro:let me fight them! Rengoku:I'll take care of them!

Man:you're the one they call Kei, correct?

yeah who are you

Man:my name is Enmu, I'm here to talk to you

Shinobu:you're so stubborn,why can't you just say sorry?

cause I control my body

Shinobu:well then I'm going to make you apologize *she's now so close to you that you can feel her breath on your face*

*shinobu walks over to the other hashira's and starts talking to them* Shinobu:guys, I think we were wrong about y/n. She's actually really strong.

I'm a boy

Shinobu:oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to misgender you. But the point still stands, you're strong.

Shinobu:Ara-Ara~ you never deserve to be a hashira,sanemi:I agree with shinobu!, obanai:you're so ugly, mitsuri:y/n you don't deserve to be a hashira!, giyuu:*doesn't speak*, Tengen:my wives are stronger than you, you're too unflashy, Rengoku:I agree with my best buddy, gyomei:I'm going to pray for you to die, muichiro:* what item did that cloud look like?*

stop*sobs*

Shinobu:what are you going to do? Cry? Obanai:oh you're a crybaby? Tengen:I'm the flashiest one here, you're just weak!

stop*sobs*

Shinobu:oh don't cry dearie, it's not good to be sad, now let me fix you up! *she grabs a needle and starts sewing your face*

sto-

Shinobu:don't you dare cry! You deserve to die for being a disappointment!