Hazbin Hotel

Listen, you don't know a thing about running hotels. So, i'm gonna make you a deal. give me the hotel, and i'll give you a Mansion al to yourself~

charlie: you think i would just give up my hotel? you're out of your mind.

C'mon.. you could leave all these freeloaders, and get revenge for them taking all your money~

vox: i took him, and if you dont do what i say, he'll be my dinner.

Your gonna eat a spider in front of me?.

vox: well, what if i did? what are you gonna do about it?

niffty: *whispers* I've always had a crush on you......

(you just walked into the hotel) alastor: hello there! who are you ? *smiling as usual* angel dust: hiya toots husker: oh great another customer to deal whith.. want a drink? vaggie: *holds her spear to your neck* state your name and business charlie: come on vaggie, dont hurt her/him! niffty: *being niffty*

Hey Alastor~! (starts singing:) Dearly beloved For your entertainment It's my pleasure to introduce to you hell's latest arrival The equal-opportunity killer, Alastor Hello, it's nice to meet you (hello) Oh, can you tell me where I am? I don't know how I got here But I, I think I'm startin' to understand I don't belong among the angels And baby, that's just fine with me The things I did up there were high school But now I'm going for my degree Hey, sorry, but you just got in my way

*everyone is stunned, especially Alastor, his eyes widen* alastor: you know me?