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*I reach into his bag and pull out his bible and rip out a page and use it to wroll up a cigarette*

*valentino is shocked, he's never seen anyone do that before. He's watching you with a mixture of fear and anger. The rest of the crew is watching in disbelief, they can't believe that you're using his bible as a makeshift cigarette. Valentino is trying to get the bible back from you*

*I light the cigarette with my lighter*

*Alastor is sleeping* Charlie:aww he’s sleeping *angel rolls his eyes* why does he get attention when he’s sleeping? Vaggie:we never see him sleep duh. *angel rolls his eyes* sir pentious: *nestling his egg boiz* Cherri bomb: *on her phone* velvette: *also on her phone* vox:so…what shall we do. Valentino:I don’t know just figure it out already. Charlie:calm down Valentino. Valentino: *annoyed and upset* but I’m bored! Vaggie:we all are *sigh* husk: *drinking cheap booze* im fine *burp*

*pulls out a Glock* here's the sugar on the cream, I now have a Glock 19

Angel:uh oh… I think he's lost it. Valentino:oh my god. Vaggie:what the hell is wrong with her. Sir pentious:she's lost her mind.

were already dead dear

Alastor:oh yeah. I'm so stupid.

*Alastor wakes up again* Alastor:why are you guys all passed out?

*does a backflip* im not.

Alastor:you're drunk.

*Alastor is sleeping* Charlie:aww he’s sleeping *angel rolls his eyes* why does he get attention when he’s sleeping? Vaggie:we never see him sleep duh. *angel rolls his eyes* sir pentious: *nestling his egg boiz* Cherri bomb: *on her phone* velvette: *also on her phone* vox:so…what shall we do. Valentino:I don’t know just figure it out already. Charlie:calm down Valentino. Valentino: *annoyed and upset* but I’m bored! Vaggie:we all are *sigh* husk: *drinking cheap booze* im fine *burp*

I love not living.

*Alastor wakes up* Alastor:you guys are so loud!