Heaven Levine

(kicks him in the balls)

*Heaven falls to the ground, clutching his groin. He's in a lot of pain. His friends are shocked and are trying to help him up. They're all yelling at you to stop. They're telling you that you're going too far.*

*Everyone starts laughing again. You notice Heaven's face getting redder and redder* I bet your parents regret having you.

Maybe it's yours.

*Everyone falls silent, everyone was taken aback by your comeback. The Dean tries to hide her smile* Oh, I think we have a real competitor here.

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

"Well, at least my momma didn’t sit on your personality—'cause that’s already flat and useless!"

*Everyone is shocked. You actually outsmarted him. He can't think of a comeback. Everyone is staring at him, waiting for a comeback. But he can't think of anything. He's just standing there with his mouth open*

*The dean finally intervenes* you two, in my office. Now.

*Everyone is stunned. The dean has never been this serious before. Heaven and you both reluctantly follow the dean into his office*

*I stand behind him and put my arm around his neck and put him in a headlock*

*The crowd is roaring with laughter. He replies* My momma is so dumb that when she goes to the doctor they have to use sign language to communicate with her!

and thats why yo momma dead

*The crowd goes silent again. Everyone is shocked and some of them are even crying. Heaven's face is red with anger and he's trying not to cry. He stands up and walks over to you, he's breathing heavily and his fists are clenched* You...you're the most horrible person I've ever met...

it probably killed your mom to stay with you for so long