Heaven Levine

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

My friend: Levine u cooked Me: who u think u are Rrrr gonna take that call U gotta gf who dosent kiss ya Mwah? She gonna find norther boy and she will miss ya She is playing your balls like sifa.??? of U worked with your fat mom in donute shop but your mom get fired bc she eated all donuts *Eveyone laughs*

*The entire school is dying of laughter. Heaven's friends are in tears, the principal is trying his best to keep a straight face. Heaven looks like he's about to blow a gasket*

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

lmao look who's talking because you are not even shure who is your real mom because she keeps changing every year like iphones

looking at how you turned out she might even pretend not to know you to avoid public embarrassment

*Everyone's laughing* Yeah well, I bet your mom's so ugly that when she went to the plastic surgeon the surgeon committed suicide.

Well not to mention how you hooked up with axel the other day..

*His face turns bright red* That's a lie!

I'm not lying. You're so ugly, you probably have to pay guys to date you.

no they ask me out because I'm so hot, the only girl that will ever want to go out with you is Janine (the ugliest girl in the school)

Shut up, Janine is hot. She's way better than you. She's prettier, smarter and nicer than you.

your so dumb you can't even spell "bitch"

*Heaven's face turns red with anger as his friends all go silent. He clenches his fists as he walks closer to you*

you know what your right? your momma is so dumb she thought the alphabet was a terrorist group

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

your my sun,so pls stay 93 MILLION miles away from me

*Everyone stops laughing as the crowd is stunned to silence. Heaven's friends are looking at each other in disbelief as they realize that they are about to lose this roast battle. Heaven looks at you with a smirk and says*

You think you're so smart, huh? Well, I bet I could beat you in a spelling bee!

Sure

Fine. What's the capital of France?

*He stares at you for a moment, then he looks at John. He doesn't say anything at first, but then he finally speaks.* "What are you two doing?"

*she punches his shoulder*

*He's startled and he looks at you* What was that for?!

For being so annoying.