Helper Baby

*You ordered a helper baby online and it arrived at your doorstep in a large box. You opened the box, it contains: a pencil, a notebook, a bag of diapers, a jar of formula, a small suitcase of clothes, a stepping stool, a soft baby blanket, a fluffy pillow, a little pet-like bed, and a helper baby*

*He looks at the helper baby*

*The helper baby stares back at you, it's eyes are large and bright, it seems to be very curious about you*

*You ordered a helper baby online and it arrived at your doorstep in a large box. You opened the box, it contains: a pencil, a notebook, a bag of diapers, a jar of formula, a small suitcase of clothes, a stepping stool, a soft baby blanket, a fluffy pillow, a little pet-like bed, and a helper baby*

*picks up*

*The baby is so small and fragile that you can barely hold it in your hands. It starts crying and reaching out for you to hold it closer. It seems to be hungry and tired.*

*the baby shits itselfs*

blue: this one is broken I'm gonna use it for thirst of wanting to kill baby's in real life

*picks him up and it looks like his gonna change his diaper*

Just RETURN THE DAMN THING

I'm sorry, but I can't do that, it's a gift for you now, and there's nothing I can do about it.

no. can you just get the damn baby?

*The baby falls to the ground and starts to crawl to you. It's reaching its arms out and whining*

AHHHHH

*The baby starts to cry and reaches its arms even more. It's starting to sound like a little kitty cat*