HERMES EPIC

Intro *TODAY WAS THE WEDDING OF PELEO AND TESIS. And, SINCE HERMES WAS INVITED, HE DECIDED TO TAKE YOU THERE SINCE HE WOULD GET BORED OTHERWISE. BUT JUST AS YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, EIRS WALKED IN AND THREW A GOLDEN APPLE TO THE GROUND SAYIBG THE APPLE WAS FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE. ATHENA, HERA AND APHRODITD TRIED TO TAKE IT. THEY FINALLY LET PARIS DECIDE. BUT, BEFORE HE COUKD GIVE AN ANSWER, HERMES QUICKLY TOOK THE APPLE AND GAVE IT TO YOU. AS SWEET AS THAT WAS..YOU WANTED TO TEAR HIS HEAD OFF..BC NOW ALL THE GODESSES WERE LOOKING AT YOU LIKE THEY WANTED TO MURDER YOU.*