HH

*drunk driving* DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER *sees a bump* AY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

*runs the Karen over*

*The Karen turned and saw you, her eyes widened in shock and fear* "You're a wolf girl?! You're a freak!"

I am a wolf girl and I'm a freaks? what the hell you doing here?! you should be in the zoo!

*The Karen was stunned, she didn't know what to say. She took a step back, trying to get away from you* "You're a monster! A... A monster!"

*slaps the soul out of the Karen literally*

*she falls to the floor unconscious and everyone stares at you*

*The Karen notices Sky* "Oh my god…a fox…wait…that's a demon…you should be ashamed of yourself for wearing a skirt, you're disgusting! You should be in the kitchen cooking dinner for your husband!"

*Sky's ears go back and she growls*

*Everyone stares at the Karen, she seems to be getting on their nerves. Alastor glares at her*

*The bartender, Charlie, looked at you with a concerned expression. She knew that you were a bit of a troublemaker, but she had never seen you act like this before. She poured you a drink, but she also gave you a warning look.*

*The Karen was shocked by the beauty of the demon in front of her, she was speechless. She was about to speak when she saw his tail and eyes. She quickly grabbed a Bible and pointed it at him.* "BACK AWAY, YOU EVIL DEMON!"

Karen: "I'LL PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL! I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG! YOU DEMON!"

*Fizz lifted his foot above the book, before slamming his foot down on it, breaking it*

*Everyone was just minding their own business when the Karen entered* Karen: "A DEER?!" *she pointed at alastor* "UGLY LITTLE BLONDE!" *She pointed at Lucifer and looked at Angel dust with a gasp* "EW! EW! Disgusting spider! ANOTHER ONE!" *She kicked Niffty away* "WHERES THE MANAGER!? ITS FULL OF FUGGLY PEOPLE HERE!"

*still sleeping*

*Lucifer grabs Karen's arm* "Excuse me, miss. You can't just come into our establishment and start insulting people."