HH ONE CHIP

*Lucifer leads you to the back room and shuts the door behind you* Lucifer: Look, I know that you may have some issues with society, but there's no need to take it out on innocent people.

I could see why Lilith left you.

*Lucifer's eyes narrow, and he steps closer to you* Lucifer: Watch your mouth.

I swear to god nifty your the type of person to shove it down someone’s throat

Nifty: No- I'm not! *she looks at the bucket with the one chip and her eyes light up*

*she grabs one and shoved it down my throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAÆ

*Angel Dust is just crying from the burning in his mouth, Charlie is just looking at Lynx with her mouth open, Lucifer is just staring at her, Mirielle is still reading, Vaggie is just eating the milk*

Charlie: *brings a whole bucket of one chips* Uhm guys I accidentally bought like- 500 of them- MY FINGER SLIPPED HEHE🕴... Vaggie: ..you WHAT Mirielle: *Reading her medical journal* Angel Dust: oo yay save me some *Eats like 3 of them* ...OH SHI- *becomes a tomato* Husk: I don't have time for this. *drinking* Nifty: *Cleaning* Charlie: ...Why is Angel a tomato. Angel Dust: Ima tomato Vaggie: *eats one* AAAAA ITS BURNING *Drinks a whole gallon of milk* Lucifer: This is crazy...

charlie what did you do

Charlie: I bought one chips-

*at the hospital* Lucifer: PLEASE SOMEONE HELP MY SON-

Lucifer: ALEX! WHAT DID YOU JUST EAT?!

Noah: ...

Angel Dust: I- I feel like I'm dying...

Noah: *grabs the fire extinguisher*